Comments here: “Yeah right, I’ll believe it when they explain how.”

Article: literally has a section explaining how

Silly goose, you don’t own Windows — you license it.

If Miyamoto is succeeded by someone with Gabe’s pro-consumer philosophy, Nintendo could dominate.

Sony and Microsoft are too busy doing the private equity playbook.

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Are we looking from the perspective of the user or the wall?

It is kinda brilliant though, the way they set it up.

If you don’t like the joke, you can always fall back to the meta level: this is a 40-something dad recalling how dumb and cringe-worthy he and his friends were in their 20s.

“Nobody uses hard drives anymore. Have the intern replace all mentions of hard drives with solid state drives.”