Put the same text in 6 different languages (maybe: English, Mandarin Chinese, Hindi, Russian, Arabic, and Bengali to get as many scripts as possible?) on each side of the cube. Be the Rosetta Stone of the future. Be sure to get a native speaker to look over each text before you comission it.
That should be enough work to discourage you. :)
He’s Canadian, so we don’t get to hear the CDC say “the risk to the public remains low” this time.
Jokes aside, I wish the teen a full and speedy recovery.