While I am leaning towards sex, any thing that you felt that spiced up your life works B-)
As far as sex goes, occasionally I’ll invite a second person
Hell yeah! Two-somes are lit.
for really real. i am pretty tired of all the “ménage a un” and onesomes i have been having.
if you ever are feeling depressed/hopeless, go sit on the grass in a cemetery for a good minute. then visit a hospice, then visit a retirement home.
if you ever dont feel like doing some chore around the house, try doing it blindfolded or without your hands. it becomes awesome and hilarious.
if you find yourself trapped in a conversation, throw in a totally unrelated quote.
if someone is being mean to you, say their name and then stay silent.
oh and for sex stuff, be unpredictable and enthusiastic. many people are just missing FUN.
There’s only so many times I want to hear “Wrong hole!” shouted at me though.
You are supposed to just sit at the cemetery not dig holes
You do you, boo.
“when in Rome, Alan.”
*intense stare*
Slam it to the left If you're having a good time
Shake it to the right If you know that you feel fine
Chicas to the front Ha ha go round
I got a better paying job. Pretty much every aspect of my life has since improved.
Get a motorcycle. Ok, so if you don’t know how to ride, get a cheap second hand bike under 600cc and take the MSF Basic Rider course. Guaranteed to spice up your life, give you a desire to get out of the house, and you’ll meet many cool people.
Yep. I’m on a bike older than me, she’s light and dependable even in the Seattle rain. Street bike, but I still camp with it 👍
Be safe and don’t forget to get there, https://shouldispeed.com
Invest in some good motorcycle PPE.
Seconded!
I quit my steady job, broke up with my beloved gf of many years, moved back to my home country and am living with my dad.
Just started a new job. Spicy.
Why did you break up?
My family was a mess in my home country and my siblings were doing heavy lifting without me. Also, despite the strong love between us we had language issues and I was slowly retreating into my own head abroad.
(imagine: if every ounce of wit or humour you had, fell on deaf ears, or had to be explained, or said less elegantly. A piece of you dies every time.)
I think I would have resented her if we started a family, as I likely would have gone into full autopilot. I wish I was born there, or that she was born here. We really could have been happy if it weren’t for the communication barrier. She still means the world to me, and I just want her to be happy.
I’m usually a shut-in due to my studies so to spice things up I go out and chat with strangers and become friends. I never talk to them again though so they just leave. After a few months I go out again and the cycle continues. Keeps me down to earth. Keeps me sane.
Psychedelics
Sex on a schedule
Like “0 0 1 1 *”?
Or something more serious?
Like Tuesday, Thursdays and Saturdays. For neurodivergent couples it’s amazing.
Ey, it’s fuck day!
Sounds interesting, have fun!
(The choice between a “daemon in the sheets” or “cronD in your log folder” joke is left as an exercise for the reader.)
