The actual laws also don’t seem to matter, in all fairness.

We’ve already pretty much given up on everything east of Leavenworth.

Remote start of any kind is a luxury and it’s wild to me that someone would defend internet car controls as any way important or even desirable. That’s what I’m talking about. Physical keys work totally fine and add like two seconds of time to the process.

It’s a good thing we invented remote start at the same time as the car itself, I can’t imagine the horror of only operating a motor vehicle I’m next to (let alone touching)

I live on top of a hill that drains directly into the ocean. If my house floods I have different problems.

I also won’t live on the side of hills without a very clear understanding of the local watershed, soil stability, nearby land rights… I took a lot of Earth science classes and honestly it’s kinda traumatizing to peek behind the curtain. Shit is fucked.

We don’t respect rivers enough. I would never live in a floodplain.

Some of us never left.

Our whole-ass society is structured around Christian norms. Holidays, liquor laws, businesses closing on Sunday, loads of idioms and turns-of-phrase, it is pervasive and so normalized that any deviance is seen as shocking. (At least we aren’t one of the countries where heresy is still an actual crime)

Dude’s a Christian Zionist.

This is what religion does to a brain.

Racism.

As it should be but not how it is.

Which suck if you have windows higher than your head. Pullstring can be ten feet long and work just fine.

I recently set up a password with a 16 character max, alphanumeric only, no spaces. The service is in no way a security threat but still.

Might be worth clarifying Demon’s Souls and onward, some of us are old enough to have played Armored Core.

Where do you live that bears and gangs are both on the table, Anchorage?

Profit is theft, labor that is not compensated in accordance with its value.

It’s almost like things can exist in a cultural context without explicitly defined connections.

Just say “oh, I didn’t realize” instead of digging your heels in.

Make tickets non-transferable, boom no more scalpers.

Not, like, “haha” funny…