Only thing worse than Illinois Nazis are Ohio Nazis.

So, it’s delayed until just after the pardon powers kick in?

How… coincidental…

gasp

I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!

Double oarfisssshhhhh!

What can it meeeaaaannnnn???!?!?

I’m doing it right now.

Wow, Jason Bateman is looking rough these days.

No, I’m pretty sure it was the racist electorate. But whatever Nancy.

Victim blaming isn’t cool, bro.

You can’t threaten me with a good time!

Ew.

Time to issue a new subpoena.

Anyone else getting serious larval-stage-Marjorie-Taylor-Greene vibes from this mug shot or just me?

Sounds overpriced.

Never, ever, EVER feed the Trash Pandas.

Be the negative you want to see in the universe.

Don’t forget, Florida doesn’t need any federal help because the governor is afraid it might be politically motivated.

Tampa’s mayor should get in contact directly. This is going to be very bad, and they are going to need all the help they can get.

I’m here to remind you that May is Mental Health Awareness Month.

Ms. Greene is here to remind you that you should be aware during months other than May, also.

Did he also say “And do not quote me” the same way he did when he told people to just steal what they want and hire lawyers to clean up the mess if they were successful?

I talked it over with Dan Foreman and we’ve decided that Musk needs to shut up and go back where he came from.