

Woulda coulda shoulda


Woulda coulda shoulda


I mean, obviously, right?


Would if I could. Nobody is gonna send me money for nudes.
They ought to pay the models better too.


Eh, someone competent likely wouldn’t have their own cult.


Who is the guy at bottom left? Pretty sure that’s nobody but a straw man.
He did some time in prison, then got out and apparently became a better person.


Money implies poverty.
-Iain M Banks
They did not start this way. We domesticated them. Then we rejected them. They’re still figuring out how to be wild again. All those pigeons you see are the descendants of formerly beloved pets that we threw outside without a care around 150 years ago.
Like flushing goldfish down a toilet.
For millennia they were beloved pets and messengers. We bred independence out of them and doted upon them. Then we invented the telephone and cast them all out into the wild en masse. It’s amazing they’ve survived this well.
They are as we made them, and as we rejected them.
Real life must be unbearable for you. Awww.


Those who would enforce social heirarchies belong at the bottom of them.


Mr Vice President, what’s it like going from Putin’s bitch to Elon’s bitch?
I want a house that’s mostly buried, but just for the temperature benefits. And the possibilities for secret rooms.


You said they intend to show that it is impossible to get away with doing something like this. I agree, and was saying that if anyone does do something like this, then I see no reason to be taken alive. They had nothing to lose, and their life is over.


If you decide that this system is so insufferable to live within that you’re willing to do what this guy did, I don’t see any reason to be taken alive.


Don’t let the new guy distract you. There used to be a different guy just before him.


And I replied before you deleted it. I appreciate it. But my statement stands. For tonight anyway. I don’t have anything against you. I’m just done with this particular conversation. Your interests and mine have differed too much for me to want to continue, and I’m trying to control how easily I get irritated, that’s all.
Have a good night.


Stop talking to me.
Those landlords have necks. That’s a shame.