I think they’re suggesting that, if you think what you’re seeing now is “unlimited support,” you’ll have a pretty shocking 2025. There can’t be a repeat in '26 and '28 if there are no Palestinians left.

We had a shitty choice to make, and we chose to accelerate this genocide so we can get on to all the others, but hey…if it teaches a liberal a lesson that’s a chance we’re willing to take. At least it’ll be over for them faster this way.

Oops! All Frankincense

Missed opportunity with the fuel efficiency OP…so close to 42.0

Dead eyes…like a doll’s eyes.

Not if it’s knocking doors, offering to drive folks to the polls (where that’s still legal) or handing out water in under served districts with long lines (where that’s still legal)

You have to bear them against the right people.

And would refuse to vote for Jesus if he ran as a Dem.

Hey, look, I found the thing the US is still number 1 at!

Great…now they’re gonna crusade against the liberal zoos. There’ll be super successful “patriot zoos” which are really just paid tours of factory farms where the treatment of the animals will be landed as traditional, conservative, even biblical. People will eat it up.

I think they use that to help track whether you’re watching or not (I don’t recall ever seeing the “are you still watching?” prompt when skipping intros… but my sample size is 1)

Not even a tithe.

And you have to make something like that up just so people listen about JD Vance gave your cat syphilis, then that’s what you should do.

Instructions unclear…JD runs toward the gallows

“…but now that I’ve made this statement, none of it matters because my constituents will forget about this deliberately, just as they did the 62 law suits that proved the Golden Calf lost in 2020.”

Trying to use the Principal of Charity, it was probably just that one or more counties pushed a version of the form out from after the Republican convention, but before the Democratic one.

I’m fairly confident that if it was done with malice, they’ll figure it out in short order and handle it accordingly. Despite what Republicans want to think, there are a good number of fraud protections built into the system…if there weren’t, it would be easier and more effective for Ryssia/China/Iran/whoever else to directly hack the system than to spend the time and money paying people to shitpost devisive political garbage for months leading up to the election.

“It’s OK guys, he was trying to go to a library and got the address wrong”

His fans think he’s under protection from God, and everyone else would respond somewhere between relieved and elated.

Things the government should have lists of: people who own guns Political opponents

Sounds a lot like the Trumpers decide if something is true to me.

At this time year? In this part of the country?