You screwed up your closing parentheses on the first link. Just a heads up.

If you voted it’s the Democrats fault. If you didn’t vote it’s your fault.

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What the fuck? Do people actually pay that for virtual bullshit? That’s like the price of a used Honda!

Not exactly a short story, but Kipling’s The Young British Soldier still tumbles around in my head some 25 years later. Really cemented in me that I don’t want to go die in some other country for some fabricated sense of duty to my country. Not that I wanted to at that point, but for sure made it seem like an extra terrible idea.

Just get married again after the kid is born. Problem solved!

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In the saddest, most depressing, way possible 😞

I have no idea the answer to your question, but I now know like 99% of people on lemmy have shitty reading comprehension.

They’re bugs. Major ones. Fundamental flaws in the program. People with a vested interest in “AI” rebranded them as hallucinations in order to downplay the fact that they have a major bug in their software and they have no fucking clue how to fix it.

Actual meaning if you’re curious are Lemon Laws.

Hackers: Because arcades don’t really exist anymore and no one cares about the high score on for the ones that are still around.

When I was a kid I wanted to grow up to be uncle Buck. Unfortunately my brother took that position (down to driving a shit car that randomly backfires) and I’m just a normal dude 😕

Me and the other Brave Little Toaster kids ended up a bit weird.

Colby is named after a town in Wisconsin, which was named after a railroad station, which was named after Charles Colby. So, in a round about way, sort of yes.

Monterey Jack was named after a town in California and the guy who sold the cheese, David Jacks, so half yes. I’m not entirely sure the origins of Monterey, CA’s name so it could be like a three quarters yes.

Why would you need to defend yourself for ordering a pizza and being shocked by the high price? Sometimes I think I’ve gotten too old for the internet. People should be allowed to order a pizza every once in a while and not have to formulate a 5 point list of the reasons why it’s okay for them to order pizza.