I feel like the middle east is sort of just like, haunted, doomed to eternal conflict by malevolent specters.

(Yes, I know those specters are the military industrial complex, colonialism, ancient civilizations, authoritarian rule, oil and natural gas, sectarian divisions, Israel, religious extremeists oh god maybe it is haunted)

Counterpoint, it was already stupid.

I can only pray that they all tear each other to shreds.

I mean yeah but what do you want me specifically to do, I’ll chant “lock him up” with as many people as I can, but if I tried to walk up to him and arrest him I’m pretty sure that a secret service agent would blow my head off.

“Your organization has blocked this action”

I mean this is my work phone, and I’m trying to copy a customer’s phone number from a spreadsheet to the dialer, but thanks man.

He breaks through the enemy lines, gets coronated… And injected with Estrogen.

It’s pretty cool but like all connectors, it fails eventually.

If only he’d skip right to the last page of “things hitler did”

I’d ask “what have trans people ever done to anyone” but you could ask the same of any minority they harass (Facism needs a target)

My concern is that the train is still running at full speed even if the driver has died of a heart attack.

More than one in five apparently.

Looking at your text, I believe that the system is parsing it as formatting. The four spaces " " mess with it

So your text comes out

like this 

They’re going to have to fire up the list again.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-complete-listing-atrocities-1-1-056

A part of me is honestly hoping for the “he’s actually in piss poor health and going to die soon” thing but his VP will be in charge and that isn’t going to be much better.

I feel like they should just say Superman is Tax Exempt and call it a day.

But how do I remove the coating so I can chew on my switch cartridges?

I don’t know if it’s just where I am in life but I… I just can’t be fucked to do stuff man, I’m too ADHD, depressed, autistic, busy, stressed, whatever I don’t know.

I buy canned tomato sauce from Sam’s Club and meatballs. It’s actually reasonably good sauce, they usually have some decent pasta on offer of some variety. That’s about as much as you can really ask of me at this point in my life.

I’m thinking Nov 4th or something. Like, before a great deal of the votes have been cast, or today even.

I know beyond a certain point his VP would probably just be it

As much as I’d love it for him to stop being a threat to all that is good on this planet in the most final of ways; We’re still in some deep shit even if he were to drop stone dead right this minute between his mob of dickhead supporters, and his running mate.

…Actually I have to go look up what happens if the president elect dies right before he’s elected.

It looks impressive on the surface but if you approach it with any genuine scrutiny it falls apart and you can see that it doesn’t know how to draw for shit.

I find it helpful to chat about a topic sometimes as long as it’s not based on pure facts, You can talk about your feelings with it.