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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

It was a complete and total shock, I tell you.

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It was a complete and total shock, I tell you.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    1 year ago

    I have a drawbridge on my way to work. A drawbridge! Barges come in under that bridge.

    Different philosophy around here. No such thing as late really because a random one hour delay is just too much to solve by leaving early.

    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      If you had a 1974 Dodge Monaco, preferably the police cruiser version, you could jump that drawbridge with no problem.

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      Boss: locks you in the building

      Boss: you live here now. I expect 3x productivity for a $0.50 cent raise with a maximum daily rate of quiet mumbling. Problem solved!

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        How much is half a dollar cents in USD?

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          Uh, $0.50 or 50¢? Is this a trick question?

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            I think their point is that you would already read $0.50 as 50 cents, so adding the word cent to that makes it redundant.

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              Ah good call

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