May I translate it for you?

Would you describe these clothes as more cookable, or creamy?

“Outstanding!”

Tbh, just 20 years ago this would look like some alien technology.

And now with an exception of one funny mishap, you can actually fully rely on this translation.

I was in central America recently and Google translated this for me recently

bitácora => binnacle

From the rest of the context I realized it just means log, but still. I found it very amusing. I told the folks I was working with that I learned two new words that day.

This is not software gore, this is language gore.

Looks like a twee VST plugin.

Mangrove Wet sounds especially abysmal.

Clearly you need to clean that thing first. Damn, grimey.