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minus-squareAielman15@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoUses perfume. It’s been a while since my classical studies, but I distinctly remember every stoic in existence reprimanding their fellow Romans for using perfume, because it was “immoral” and “effeminate”.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoThere are two wolves inside of you One is a Roman fuckboy telling you to trim your goddamn nails if you want to get laid The other is a Roman conservative telling you that self-care is a Gr*ekoid plot to steal your manly bodily fluids You will be destroyed by Goths
minus-squareJyrdano@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-221 hours agoYoure not a real men if people arent gagging whilst you pass them by.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·20 hours agotbf, even extremely conservative Romans were obsessive bathers.
Uses perfume.
It’s been a while since my classical studies, but I distinctly remember every stoic in existence reprimanding their fellow Romans for using perfume, because it was “immoral” and “effeminate”.
There are two wolves inside of you
One is a Roman fuckboy telling you to trim your goddamn nails if you want to get laid
The other is a Roman conservative telling you that self-care is a Gr*ekoid plot to steal your manly bodily fluids
You will be destroyed by Goths
Youre not a real men if people arent gagging whilst you pass them by.
tbf, even extremely conservative Romans were obsessive bathers.