If anyone needed a summary of British politeness and not wanting to cause a fuss, this is it.
What was colonization then?
I didn’t know that I did, but now I know that I did and do
Also a decent summary of the stereotypical Jewish mother and her love of suffering. Also illustrated by the following joke:
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It’s all right, I’ll just sit in the dark.
Honestly, I would have eaten that burger, before the point the shards glass were introduced. I completely relate.
“I needed to try something new anyway, I always get the same thing”
“Looks like Fate has other plans for my dinner.”
But if those fries are limp, so help me
I once shared a house with three chefs, who each told me that if you’re sending food back to the kitchen, it’s better to state you don’t want anything else. Get the item removed from the bill and eat somewhere else. If you are with a group, suck it up and go hungry while they eat.
Not all chefs will do something but for some. their egos can’t handle that the food wasn’t right and they take “revenge”.
It’s safer not to risk it.
What? That’s not what happens. I’m a cook by trade. You would get fired so fast.
We just want to get through the day and remaking a dish and cooking it in the first place is no different.
All customers are assholes but I’d never mistreat their food.
I’m glad to hear that you’re a decent human being.
One of these chefs had worked in a top restaurant in Sydney, and said some of the crew were like animals, especially towards the end of a long and busy shift.
But to this day their warning always stuck in my mind. So I understand the glass reference.
This is what is known as “a coward”.
That’s something an obnoxious idiot would say
Enjoy your burnt, broken glass, burger, yellow belly.
Don’t try to wiggle your way out of calling socially insecure or shy people cowards.
