I like The Onion as much as the next guy but I don’t think it’s appropriate here

You got nuked or you got newted?

Friendly reminder: bugs live in grass and some of them carry diseases and/or hold political opinions you strongly disagree with

But do slavs count? What if it’s slavs fighting against real white people? We need answers to these questions.

Aegis is excellent

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

Ñope

The sandwich has a point

Stay classy, Russia

Two couches at the same time?

But on the bright side, you’re in the sweet spot for making great memes

Thank you, I feel seen

When she’s alone in an elevator with Spock they are

This is brilliant

So what you’re really saying is that it’s definitely going to happen

Hey Siri, how do I talk my way out of a social media poat I now regret?

They tried that once and it didn’t work out very well for them

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good stick at your side

Online political partisanship

Molasses candy