Summary
Rudy Giuliani, facing a $150M defamation judgment for false claims against Georgia election workers Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, erupted in court, declaring he’s unable to pay his bills due to frozen assets.
Giuliani, 80, has turned over some assets, including a car and access to his Manhattan apartment, but disputes over ownership documents persist.
A federal judge denied Giuliani’s request for extended deadlines and refused to delay a January trial that may decide if more assets, including his Florida home, will be surrendered.
Giuliani continues to deny wrongdoing.
roflmfao
That just looks like the first half of that crying woman pointing at the cat meme
And a meme is born
Deserves own post 👏
YOINK!
I bet the judge was a cat!
Similar energy
Sucks to suck, bitch.
Get a job at Walmart.
Is that my pillow guy hiring geriatric fluffers?
Giuliani said he did not regret defaming Freeman and Moss.“I regret the persecution I have been put through,” he said.
Some people just don’t learn.
Oh no you became an average Joe. Welcome to the club motherfucker
I wonder if Rudy can dodge a wrench
Fingers crossed he can’t
I guess he’s going to need a job.
I hear a certain landscaping company needs a spokesman…
Some people have to learn to pull themselves up by their bootstraps! Isn’t that the conservative way? Bootstraps, Giuliani, bootstraps!
Its funny, because that is originally a phrase created to point out how absurd that ideology is, but it got unironically taken by those too dumb to realise its physically impossible.
It comes from a story about baron Munchausen
Is that before or after he fucked the Queen of the Moon?
Poor Rudy. Maybe try the Alpha Males University? With the right mindset, if you make your bed and invest in crypto, you should be rich in a matter of days .
I can’t see through all the tears i’m shedding for this fuckin’ guy
And what bills are those. Cause you gotta live within your means. Personal bankruptcy will help him get put from under contracts deemed too expensive… so he can pay the people he defamed.
I love that for him!
Rudy will lead the resistance (R-USA) after he doesn’t get a cabinet pick-n-pardon soon.