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minus-squareJoshuaFalken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoI don’t get the problem here. We just need some big ass bikes!
minus-squareLettuce eat lettuce@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 year agoThe year is 2050, Trump’s dessicated husk is dictator-for-life due to Elon Musk’s life extending technology. Vehicles have steadily gotten larger to meet supposed consumer demand. The smallest “compact” sedans require a 4 foot step ladder to enter. Bicycles are now at least 500 pounds of solid steel. The tires cost $250 each due to their enormous size and thickness. It is illegal to spend less than $1000 dollars on gas per month, and all homes are required to have a minimum of three garages.
minus-squareJoshuaFalken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoImagine the gearing on a half tonne bicycle hahaha. I like to think in this future, vehicles have also become wide enough they take up multiple of our current lanes as to not tip over by being tall as a house. America's new best selling vehicle: Bonus, the compact car of next century: The infrastructure would be comical.
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year ago a minimum of three garages. Which are filled with useless crap because because the vehicles are too large to fit in them.
minus-squareCows Look Like Maps@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoGo go gadget cargo bike
I don’t get the problem here.
We just need some big ass bikes!
The year is 2050, Trump’s dessicated husk is dictator-for-life due to Elon Musk’s life extending technology.
Vehicles have steadily gotten larger to meet supposed consumer demand. The smallest “compact” sedans require a 4 foot step ladder to enter.
Bicycles are now at least 500 pounds of solid steel. The tires cost $250 each due to their enormous size and thickness.
It is illegal to spend less than $1000 dollars on gas per month, and all homes are required to have a minimum of three garages.
Imagine the gearing on a half tonne bicycle hahaha.
I like to think in this future, vehicles have also become wide enough they take up multiple of our current lanes as to not tip over by being tall as a house.
America's new best selling vehicle:
Bonus, the compact car of next century:
The infrastructure would be comical.
Which are filled with useless crap because because the vehicles are too large to fit in them.
Go go gadget cargo bike