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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Is this romantic or a red flag?

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Is this romantic or a red flag?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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    She’s probably great in bed. The crazy ones always are.

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      To all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life.

      Never stick your dick in crazy.

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        Truth. There’s often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.

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        To all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.

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        Vasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.

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        Absolutely. Remember this: crazy chicks are fun.

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        Never stick your dick in crazy more than once.

        FTFY

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