The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 10 days agoIs this romantic or a red flag?lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1267arrow-down115
arrow-up1252arrow-down1external-linkIs this romantic or a red flag?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 10 days agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down1·10 days agoShe’s probably great in bed. The crazy ones always are.
minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·10 days agoTo all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life. Never stick your dick in crazy.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·10 days agoTruth. There’s often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.
minus-squareTSG_Asmodeus (he, him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 days agoTo all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 days agoVasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 days agoAbsolutely. Remember this: crazy chicks are fun.
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·9 days ago Never stick your dick in crazy more than once. FTFY
She’s probably great in bed. The crazy ones always are.
To all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life.
Never stick your dick in crazy.
Truth. There’s often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.
To all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.
Vasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.
Absolutely. Remember this: crazy chicks are fun.
FTFY