ProTip: you can easily deflate a car’s tires by placing a small pebble in the valve cap before screwing it back on

My favorite thing is to just leave a note that says, “I’m sorry about the scratch.”

I don’t actually mind this IF the person parks in the back of the lot. I get that they don’t want their precious hot wheels monster truck to get dinged, but as long as they park in the back of the lot where there’s no other cars, it’s fine. However, this person is clearly an asshole as there’s handicapped spots next to them, so they’re right up front taking spaces. It should be legal to vandalize their vehicle if a person does this.

Don’t be too hard on them, maybe this was all that was available when they pulled up.