Paracetamol
Fell on it.
No you didn’t.
One in a million chance!
Humminum humminum nmimminim.
Minnumm minnumm ptkwumminniT
You summoned some shit with that last word
Nothing, they had a PhD in seismology.
“Take as needed until symptoms improve”
You skipped that apple again.
He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. Those who read his words of wit, eat the little balls of shit.
He who goes to bed with a itchy butthole wakes up with a stinky finger.
He who stands on toilet gets high on pot.
One who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.
Stick it in her pooper!
“The kitchen here is contaminated.”
“I need to do a rectal exam now”
It’s either lupus or sarkoidosis
True… Or not I can’t tell.
“Don’t believe everything you read”
