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He’s onto us.
Turn off location sharing on Google maps. You have your location shared with everyone and Google marks your location as good parking.
Shh…nobody tell him.
Similar to movie theater seats. No one else in the theater, the next person walks in and sits right behind me except no GPS.
What’s dogging without an audience?
It’s in your car. Just bike there.
https://theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529/
Very old onion, aged somewhat badly.
What maps app are you using that doesn’t do this natively?
Did you get half way through and assume what the rest of the post must say and skip reading it? It seems like you answered a completely different question than the actual joke that was posted.