Many times. No audiobook. I think it might be a javascript error?

With money.

^{(I’m lying. I paid for it with a goat and three bushels of wheat.)}

Also, for printing configure footnote for links.

For example in latex, if I’m printing something I redefine \href as \fn so the text is the same but the link is on footnote.

That’s not a bad idea, but I’ll have a better chance of finding water in the desert than convincing clients to have a full URL in a text block.

Sometimes I try to pause my husband. It’s probably because we have different native languages, but it always gives us a laugh