I immediately thought of these two.
LoL YES
That would be their top attraction! I would make a side trip to get roasted by parrots.
Save the gas! I can do it right here you fucking disheveled fucktart!
Yeah I rarely go to the zoo. That would make me go more.
I knew someone that had parrots. If the humans around them swear, it is easy for the birds to learn swear words because swear words are often used with animated emotion, and in short, loud phrases. Sadly, birds that learn swear words lose a lot of their resale value, or are deemed undesirable by perspective buyers.
They are back:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-67990806
"The original five parrots, named Billy, Tyson, Eric, Jade and Elsie, spent three months in isolation as a result of their antics before they were put back on display. They have since become the park’s star attraction, according to Mr Nichols.
A disclaimer notice was installed at the enclosure warning those of “a sensitive nature” about the birds’ colourful language. "
Learn to swear at people while in captivity. Teach friend. Learn to enjoy it with friend.
Get removed.
I bet they swore up a storm while they were being removed. Probably less laughing.
Or victory.
Just send them to a zoo where people speak a different language. Problem solved!
Continuing the age old tradition of learning foreign languages by starting with swears and insults
A place where people don’t understand English swear words… good luck!
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Isn’t that what we do? Dumb fuck zookeepers lol
