PatriotAddictBargains sales rep: “Sorry, sir, we are a completely different company in a very real and legally-binding sense, and cannot honor a refund for your Trump NFT Ninja Sword. We can, however, offer you a limited-time 10% off coupon for this handsome Trump Ninja Sword display case.”
I tried to mess with the customer support, but they stayed way too nice, so I felt bad and stopped. .__.
Just a good business who found a good business
The day after Trump loses: