• vegeta@lemmy.worldOP
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    Now we know where Empty G got her “theory” from.

    Why doesn’t she tell Trump to change the direction of the hurricane with his Sharpie?

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    I heard from a reliable source that “they” also have a functional gender-swap ray gun - it was actually a happy accident they stumbled upon when they were trying to develop the weather control gun.

    It’s quick, effective and eliminates the need for messy surgery and hormones that magas can ban.

    They have already targeted the majority of the right wing figureheads in the media and the maga party. Jones, Hannity, MTG, Shapiro, Musk and many, many more. They’ve all been gender swapped and are desperately trying to keep this hidden from their supporters.

    If you see strange behavior, nonsensical ramblings or angry tirades, this is one of the side-effects as their mind struggles with the sudden gender change.

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        Well yeah.

        They say those are metal detectors for guns. But really they’re gender swapping ray machines.

        This is why being a teenager is so hard and confusing. Imagine getting you’re gender swapped two times a day!

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      You’ve got to be a real idiot if you think the government can control the weather…

      It’s the Dems and Jews that can do that. You know, using space lasers. Get with the program.

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    That man should either be committed to an asylum, or be in jail. Because he is either insane or a conman.

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    They have to push this story because they previously blamed all natural disasters that affected Democrats on God’s judgement.

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    Why is this guy even allowed a platform when he owes that much money? I swear, rich grifters get away with everything.

    There should be repo men there taking everything from his mic to his internet modem, in order to pay back his victims

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      Because people are still listen to this fuckwit, even after all the shit he’s done & owes.

      Every single penny he makes needs to be garnished.

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    Alex should be more concerned about which dumpster he’s gonna have to dive into to get his next meal, and not about hurricanes.