Explanation: Roman soldiers are the Battle of Carrhae were pincushioned by a steady rain of Parthian arrows. The Parthians, in fact, shot so many arrows that they had to organize baggage trains of camels bring them a steady supply!

Gaul man, that’s some Teutobooty

So we’re all cool with the fact that she’s clearly an alien right?

It’s going to be a pain in the ass when she sits down …

The important part is that she wasn’t shot in the knee.

Cool Saint Sebastian Cosplay