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“Chief Fertilization Officer” at [cemetery].
I feel like the “Assistant daisy pusher” would report into them.
You’d find this on a necrophiliac’s resume too
Aaaannnd that’s enough Lemmy for today.
Recruiters will still be excited about his qualifications and reach out!
Ah shit I applied for that role
it was the only one I was qualified for
Sprinkles make everything better
I hope he gave his former employer the appropriate amount of notice
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I’m halfway there, baby!
Can this artstyle just die already?
To be honest i wont be suprised if they add like a automatic deceased notice like this.
Only reason they can imagine you haven’t logged in in a month.
