that seems to be a defense of conspiracy theories.
otherwise it should read “everything is a conspiracy when you don’t understand how anything works” — without the word theory.
Huh. I guess it’s not the Jews this time.
US Postal Service, actually. How do you think they can promise “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.”
(Yes, that noise you’re hearing in the background is my manic cackle idly daydreaming about conspiracy theorists running with this.)
Who do You think she meant by “they”?
Pretty sure it was a certain subset of democrats she was talking about
But is it the same laser? Are weather controlling space lasers more of a rent and not buy? Or do we have the occasional dueling space lasers of someone didn’t make it to the mind virus meeting?
This idea has been floating around the right for a while. I think it’s a way to explain the effects of climate change while blaming the libs.
Appears!? She literally tweeted, “Yes they can control the weather.”
If they could, Helene would have erased Mar-a-Lago from the map.
While I enjoy the humor, the fact is they’d have aimed it away from landfall.
I mean, if you could control the weather, why not make a Mar-a-Lago sized hurricane?
I’d rather drop that “mini moon” that’s in temporary earth orbit for a bit here. It’s only 33ft and would probably burn up in atmosphere…but I’m sure we could figure out a way to get a just-large-enough chunk to survive hitting The Swamp ™️
Look bud, we only control the weather, not “near-earth objects”!
Democrats see a mentally ill person standing on the corner ranting and raving and shouting insane gibberish, and they think it’s sad and we should help that poor person.
Republicans see the same thing and think we should elect that poor person.
Yeah one of my cousins even mentioned some dude he knows was saying the Dems intentionally shifted the hurricane to clear out the area for lithium mining
If Democrats had thst power I feel we use it to wipe her and Donald Trump along rest of Maga out of this country. I wish we had Xman like Storm. Blow Trump plabe right out of the sky and into the sea.
No kidding. If Dems could do that, Florida would already be underwater.
So the Democrats control the weather, but humans burning fossil fuels does nothing to the climate
Hilarious that people who don’t believe in climate change also believe that the weather can be controlled and targeted at specific communities. And by “hilarious” I mean “makes me want to start hitchhiking to Uruguay”.
I thought about that only to realize that the people Uruguay are probably equally as bad and I’m stuck here on this rock with billions of them until someone gives me a ride.
Newsweek: “appears to say”
She literally wrote: "“Yes they can control the weather,”
Was this during their attempt to take over Central City and destroy The Flash? Do they also have a freeze gun, spin like a top, and jump into mirrors?
If this is true, we gotta talk Biden into running again. I don’t care if he can’t talk or stay awake, I’ll definitely vote for the weathermancer every time!
The Weathermancer™️.
They really think we live in Red Alert 2
this is why most countries don’t want democracy
She truly is from another age. The Ice Age.
Very charitable to assume her “they” meant The Democrats and not The Jews.
Or maybe that weird ass HAARP conspiracy from awhile back.
