• L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      Keys, Wallet, Phone, Military Technology.

      These four elements lived together in peace until the religious extremists attacked the other religious extremists because they can’t agree on who’s rock was touched by a historical celebrity more, which historical celebrity is more popular, or how to calculate the proper cost of revenge after 1000 years of multi-generational-fued inflation, or something pointless like that.

      Now our only hope is the Tax dollars - the master of all consumer and military products - to unite the world once again.