I was gunna comment that this man might have strayed a bit far from his main quest line, but he signed off on that post as “Center Star” so I think it’s safe to say he’s right on track.
This would be such a cute thing if he were only being cheeky and a good dad.
Are all rocks actually teeth, or are all teeth actually rocks?
Absolutely
Probably.
with my sons
Fuck, he has multiplied
If only 🤔
They look like big string hands, don’t they?
Gosh, what a complete dummy! Other than the incisor on the left, those are obviously all just ordinary rocks! Lulz!
F**k! There was a huge battle in my living room. Bible tells us ‘From dust to dust’ and - what should i tell you - hundreds were killed between my sofa and the wall.
/s
I missed the title, so I thought this was just a wholesome meme and then it took a WILD turn.
Are we sure this isn’t just larping?
Or trying to sell garbage to fools.
Hey do you guys want to buy a pet rock?
So those are just normal rocks right? Why does he think they’re teeth? Is that just a fun story he made up for his kids maybe?
He wouldn’t be posting it in a group about “giants” if it was just a fun story for his kids.
Maybe he’s trolling them? I’m probably being to generous…
Poes law?
There is a cross section of Christian fundies who think that the earth was covered in giants because of David and Goliath.
This is correct. The Bible talks about giant people all the time. In creationism conventions they’ll talk about all the evidence for giant people all the time (Beware).
I think you are, yes.
Oh, you sweet summer child. Would that it were.
I’m a doctor, I confirm these are hominid teeth.
