The Rebels are comin for your blasters, sheeple!
Both sides will genocide the Ewoks smh
Yeah. I don’t see why I should vote for “Endor” Skywalker.
Nub wub.
lUkE sHoUlD eArN mY vOtE!!! You won’t shame me into voting for him! I don’t care if Vader wins - not my fault! Lalalalala not listening! Down with the duopoly! We will just become ungovernable! Anyone else here voting for Lando?
There did I hit all the points? U••••••••M••• or L•••••B••• want to chime in and let me know if I missed anything?
The proper analogy to this election would be if Luke and Vader both had death stars, both had blown up a planet, but Luke’s campaign promise was that he’ll blow up fewer planets than Vader will.
The Rebellion and the Empire are the same.
“Number 2 built the Green Dome! What has Number 6 ever done for you?”
The Rebels were revolutionaries, not electoral candidates. A more accurate meme would be about voting for Grand Moff Tarkin or Darth Vader, with Leftists siding with the Rebels. George Lucas himself said Star Wars was inspired by the Vietnam War, and the rebels represented the Viet Cong and the Empire represented the US.
Yeah, but Darth Vader will Force choke you.
UwU
The Empire was right, though. Rebels are terrorists, dude.
Bro the Empire blew up a planet for a test demo
How else could they test a weapon capable of destroying planets? That act was part of a scientific research!
