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There was a young man from south bend
Whose limericks all came to an end
Suddenly
Not a limerick but I want to share my favorite pun joke
I once submitted ten puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win, but
No pun intendedYou’re both sadist and poetic boor.
And then he spoke not a word more.
I find the fifth line a chore
*badum...*Y’know, no, this is so terrible, I will not finish the rimshot.The audience always wants more
… he traded the fifth for a whore
… the four is an Int I adore
…
threethird bitsis all I affordYou’ve gotta leave them wanting more
this is my favourite so far
Reminds me of an oldie:
“Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, This one don’t.”
Yes these kinds of works works best when you sing them like bards would. Just reading them as is is not as good. Or you can sing them like tenacious d (they got the bard style going on)
and then he said nothing more.
Not enough syllables
eh 7-10 in lines 1, 2, and 5. cold have been more consistent but its not like its a haiku. kind of ruins the joke to write a last line anyway
