HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-squaremessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1353arrow-down116
arrow-up1337arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squareA_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up71·2 months agoWater + Jesus = Wine Wine + Jesus = Brandy Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33arrow-down1·2 months agoI choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
minus-squareBeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThat next beverage is know as “sweet baby Jesus”
Water + Jesus = Wine
Wine + Jesus = Brandy
Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk
I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
That next beverage is know as “sweet baby Jesus”