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And does it have to be my femur?
Nope! It’s doesn’t even have to be human.
brb i have a haul to take from my nearest butcher shop
the bone fairy will be pleased and my bedsheets will smell of rotting flesh
My brother once slept in with his head under his pillow. He got much for his skull but at what cost…
Mom got angry when I kept putting chicken bones under my pillow each night. “Don’t incur the wrath of the bone fairy!” she warned!
Anyway, I’m a fae touched warlock now so who’s laughing now, Ma.
Anyway, I’m a fae touched warlock now so who’s laughing now, Ma.
In my experience, the answer to this is nearly always “everyone involved in the situation, except for you.”
