Burn her anyway!

I’m just trying to find the bridge.
Has anybody seen the bridge?

Imagine

E

“out and becoming hard”?

Ok, but I don’t see how this improves the rice.

Major Robert Thornbird: Our cameras saw some sort of weapon.

Jack O’Neill: Oh, well it’s hard to say.

Major Robert Thornbird: Some sort of state secret?

Jack O’Neill: No. Just difficult to pronounce.

President Josiah Bartlet: You know what I did, just then, that was stupid? I minimized the importance of the statue that was dedicated to Nellie Bly, an extraordinary woman to whom we all owe a great deal.

Abbey Bartlet: You don’t know who she is, do you?

Josiah Bartlet: [to himself] This isn’t happening to me.

Abbey Bartlet: She pioneered investigative journalism.

Josiah Bartlet: Then she’s the one I want to beat the crap out of.

Abbey Bartlet: She risked her life by having herself committed to a mental institution for ten days so she could write about it. She changed entirely the way we treat the mentally ill in this country.

Josiah Bartlet: Yes. Abigail…

Abbey Bartlet: In 1890, she traveled around the world in 72 days, 6 hours, 11 minutes and 14 seconds, besting by more than one week, Jules Verne’s 80 days.

Josiah Bartlet: She sounds like an incredible woman Abbey. I’m particularly impressed that she beat a fictional record. If she goes down 21 000 leagues under the sea, I’ll name a damn school after her!

I feel like this is a Life of Brian refernce.

“No. That’s the date palm of Judea.”

“White cliffs of Dover?”

And the fever, gettin’ higher.

16 seconds is very young.

E’ed Plebnista

You only get water, babe.
Cause if you’re hungry take a bite of me.
Oreoreo

– Morris Day and the Time

Maybe if we just tell him he won, and put him in a mockup of the oval office…

On Denmark, get set, go.

Justin Hammer, except he can’t dance.

Is that the head from the headless horseman’s horse?

Waswolf