The contents of this fridge are disturbing. Dry oatmeal? Goo gone?
My first thought, too. I was wondering if I have been storing my Goo Gone wrong.
I always thought it tasted better chilled.
I want some of that extra creamy redd wi
you cook the oatmeal in milk and water, then use goo gone to dry it out again. rinse and repeat
Rice is good when you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.
I’m confused whats going on down there. My belt prevents my pants from sliding off but my pants have belt loops to revent my belt from sliding off. Who’s the real hero here?
I still need to hear someone who eats other people’s lunch try to defend themselves
I’m a poison tester for the king Kurlakobec the Third.
Sounds like your workplace has some abusive power dynamics… You deserve better
I say these lobsters and wine are poisoned and then take them home. Autocracy breeds some useful forms of corruption as lifehacks. On the flipside, I can put snort on their dinner and say it’s okay to keep my karma balanced.
Is that Moo Goo Gone sauce in the back?
I have a compulsion to grab a marker and change one of those numbers.
Well now you have 7 shrimp and 4,635 rice.
You’ll never take me alive.
At least their coworkers know who the vampire is.
and lots of tasty styrofoam bits for extra seasoning
You store dry oatmeal in the fridge??? Why???
Because even though it’s technically shelf stable it’ll keep longer if refrigerated.
Bruh how long are you keeping your oat meal?
You’ll finish it long before it goes bad unless you’re eating it at a snails pace.
