Coolest kid in her school now for sure.
First off, epic joyride. That’s how you end up with a nickname you get to explain when you’re 50.
Second off, we keep saying more people should take public transportation, and I feel this arrest sends a mixed message.
This girl is a legend.
Surveillance images released by police showed one suspect dressed fully in pink - including a shower cap…
EDIT:
The second person was described by the NYPD as a male with a slim build and light complexion, who was last seen wearing a blue tank top and red shorts, and carrying a black backpack.
Wait…so, a Pokemon trainer???
I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!
Look, I’m not saying crashing public transportation should be allowed…
… but as the protagonists of a 1980s school comedy, I feel like this can’t end too harshly for them or else it’ll just be bleak and unwatchable.
They get cheered by the entire school outside the police station and the principal and the police chief end up tied to each other and a pole inside a car going on a loop between The Bronx and Coney Island.
