• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    My daughter lost her glasses yesterday. I sent out a massive email, text and social media blast blaming Haitian migrants for stealing and eating her glasses, but we found out 10 minutes later that they were under her bed.

    Boy is my face red.