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minus-squareladicius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-22 months agoNaming your spoon or fork “dick” is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences. After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.
minus-squareDaMonsterKnees@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoFool, you gotta let that shit SOAK. Lol, well played, friend.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoHowever, “I used the slotted dick to stir the pasta” leads to many questions.
minus-squarerovingnothing29@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoThat’s why it’s provocative, no one knows what it means.
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoHas anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!
Naming your spoon or fork “dick” is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences.
After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.
Fool, you gotta let that shit SOAK. Lol, well played, friend.
However, “I used the slotted dick to stir the pasta” leads to many questions.
That’s why it’s provocative, no one knows what it means.
Has anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!