Everyone is born right-handed. Only the greatest overcome it.

I mean we’ve always really been that place but at least the 1% had the decency to pretend they were for fair and equal treatment and justice for all.

He probably should have led with this speech.

Is it just me or is Elon’s appearance taking on more and more the embodiment of a fart in human form?

4chan is no place for any year olds.

Too much was being asked of it

As a former corporate middle manager I ain’t even mad.

Linux x86_64

Hmm. 1 in 6 browsers checked at that site have this value. I’m sure your typical linux user is a little more privacy aware but that’s still an impressive ratio when the overall linux desktop usage is usually pegged between 4% and 5%.

Evil Forrest Gump.

Channels Ralph Wiggum

Haah haaah

I’m more relating to that old couple that just lies down in bed and waits for the end.

Why you calling that wiggly-nosed Hippo an Astrapotherium?

Use her panties and socks.

Whether or not they’re subject to the death penalty seems to still be undecided in the court of popular opinion.

I think humanity is a big dumb collective. Americans are just arrogant in our stupidity.

How you gonna mine something that’s hollow?

Natural born dork gonna dork.

Homelander has the best guy resting bitch face I’ve ever seen.

I would split the second into thirds and add a “Lying, cheating and stealing” slice.

I’m guessing this is the closest convenience store with a microwave to a drug testing medical facility?