I’m already on AMCs website, trying to preorder my ticket, and emailing customer service about why they haven’t started accepting preorders to a movie that hasn’t even been conceptualized yet.
Five young recruits find the five golden Switch cartridges.
Recruit 1 is walloped by a big tie-wearing gorilla after eating its entire banana hoard.
Recruit 2 grows too big after eating a prototype actual Super Mushroom and turns into a Toad.
Recruit 3 is rejected after touching the Triforce and being sucked into the Evil Realm.
Recruit 4 loses an IRL series of WarioWare games played in a giant replica TV.
Recruit 5 is hired after returning the free Switch 2 prototype they were given despite initially being rejected for painting graffiti on the wall with Splatoon paint.
Hopefully via a willy wonka type event.
This needs to be the plot of a new “The Wizard” remake.
I’m already on AMCs website, trying to preorder my ticket, and emailing customer service about why they haven’t started accepting preorders to a movie that hasn’t even been conceptualized yet.
You have to buy amiibos to have a chance of finding one. Everybody knows that.
Five young recruits find the five golden Switch cartridges.
Recruit 1 is walloped by a big tie-wearing gorilla after eating its entire banana hoard.
Recruit 2 grows too big after eating a prototype actual Super Mushroom and turns into a Toad.
Recruit 3 is rejected after touching the Triforce and being sucked into the Evil Realm.
Recruit 4 loses an IRL series of WarioWare games played in a giant replica TV.
Recruit 5 is hired after returning the free Switch 2 prototype they were given despite initially being rejected for painting graffiti on the wall with Splatoon paint.
Just a bunch of kids eating mushrooms and playing with fire.
Soooooo…like, just the average childhood experience in the 80s?
90s: remove mushrooms, add fireworks.
walking with a cane and rolling up to the gates and everything