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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • Five young recruits find the five golden Switch cartridges.

    Recruit 1 is walloped by a big tie-wearing gorilla after eating its entire banana hoard.

    Recruit 2 grows too big after eating a prototype actual Super Mushroom and turns into a Toad.

    Recruit 3 is rejected after touching the Triforce and being sucked into the Evil Realm.

    Recruit 4 loses an IRL series of WarioWare games played in a giant replica TV.

    Recruit 5 is hired after returning the free Switch 2 prototype they were given despite initially being rejected for painting graffiti on the wall with Splatoon paint.




  • This platform is unfortunately ruled by ultra-horny porn addict teen/college age edgelords. We’re sadly not going to find any welcome here and will probably be booted out of Lemmy eventually for being too “normal”. Honestly better off sticking to Reddit for Catholic discussion, as much as Catholic Reddit frustrates me.