🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agoAnon watches the news with his momsh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up1246arrow-down12
arrow-up1244arrow-down1external-linkAnon watches the news with his momsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agomessage-square4fedilink
minus-squareThe Snark Urge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·4 days agoWe’re inclined to laugh, but maybe if we were all this dumb there’d be no such thing as credit default swaps
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·4 days agoIf we were all that dumb, our currency would be backed by debt derivatives…
minus-squareCaveman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoSwiggety swooty coming for the 2008 mortgage booty
We’re inclined to laugh, but maybe if we were all this dumb there’d be no such thing as credit default swaps
If we were all that dumb, our currency would be backed by debt derivatives…
Swiggety swooty coming for the 2008 mortgage booty