I personally think it’s funnier without the top caption

This is just plausible enough to be an actual Wheel of Fortune puzzle.

Like, i doubt this is an actual screenshot of the show, but it’s like 40% doubt

Duck me in the ark tonight

Does it matter? Dan’s just going to hit bankrupt like thirty times in a row

C’mon everyone! Simmer down! Its " fuck me in the ass tonight " there’s no need to beat around the bush. …Now! Let’s see what you’ve won!!!

Yes Jim! You are the new proud owner of this wonderful gourmet deluxe grad master limited edition pen protector!