I’m reminded of a scene from Thank Goodness You’re Here where the corner shop’s rat infestation advances so much they’ve just taken over the business, and as you enter the last time one of the rats has a name tag behind the counter.

GAME OVER - YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY.

If he doesn’t use the knife he uses to cut mayo subs to cut my no mayo sub I’m ok.

yes I’m insane and I think mayo is disgusting