Who wants to pet calves?
Someone that doesn’t know the mamma has her head down and is contemplating murdering their dumbass.
Friendly reminder that cows are one of the five most lethal mammals (mostly due to there being LOTs of cows, but meh)
Also due to the fact that they weigh 3000 pounds and have feet as hard as a rock. Some of them even have pointy things coming out of their heads!
I’ll have you know that my calves are strong and muscular and the nicest feature on my body and everyone is welcome to pet them. You know you want to.
Psychopaths who don’t care that the calves are immediately being separated from their mothers for slaughter and for higher milk production.
Trauma all around.
If he’s a rancher, this is a beef herd.
Sorry, gotta lock it. The drama is intensifying.
Don’t play with your food
She probably dumped him for a reason. I doubt the calves are going to make up for his misogyny and liberal use of the hard r.
Dude.
Yea I’m definitely being a bit of a dick. I’m trying to make a joke but I’ll be the first to admit it didn’t come off as very funny.
This is a good response. We can’t land every joke, especially with strangers online. Next time!
