• ObjectivityIncarnate@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Ah, the left-wing onejoke. It had been almost 24 hours since I’d seen you.

    EDIT: Pointing out a lack of originality has really made you guys mad, huh? lol

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      8 months ago

      The fuck you talking about? We have lots of jokes:

      • Orange man bad (because, and I can’t believe I have to explain this, fascists are bad)

      • Two scoops

      • Mr. 6’3" is somehow shorter than 6’1" Obama

      • Billions and billions and billions and billions and…

      • Tiny hands

      • Accordion hands

      • The only two adjectives are “beautiful” and “perfect”

      • hamberders

      • covfefe

      • Drawer full of “medication”

      • Salutes North Korean generals

      • Lived in a gaudy gold-plated New York penthouse and shat in a gold-plated toilet, but is totally a man of the people and not one of the “elite”

      • Went bankrupt selling steaks to Americans

      • Went bankrupt selling alcohol to Americans

      • Went bankrupt selling gambling to Americans

      • Twice-divorced, thrice-married, slept-with-pornstars-and-paid-them-to-keep-quiet “man of God.”

      • 2 Corinthians

      • The army “rammed the ramparts” and “took over the airports” in 1775

      • “Dumbest goddamn student I ever had.”

      • Won’t wear masks because it would smear his makeup. (Oh wait, there’s that one joke again. Silly me!)

      But I guess you are right about all of that being one joke- that Donald Trump was ever or will ever be fit to be President.

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        8 months ago

        Topical? The same joke about someone’s appearance for over 8 years? Are you gonna record yourself doing the Harlem Shake later?

        It’s fair to a room full of people with Alzheimer’s, maybe, lol.

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          8 months ago

          It’s funny because Trump chooses to look orange. He probably spends a bunch of money turning on and maintaining the orange. He somehow truly believes that is his best look.

          I don’t see it ever not being funny.

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            8 months ago

            It’s funny because Trump chooses to look orange.

            That doesn’t really make a difference. Hasn’t Trump done and said enough stupid shit that actually merits criticism? Making fun of how someone looks is literally the lowest tier of criticism.

            I don’t see it ever not being funny.

            Yeah, if you guys haven’t grown up by now, I agree you probably never will.

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              8 months ago

              I’m in my 40’s and chuckle when I see bullies thrown on their own sword. Review my post history and ridicule me appropriately, no one here gives a fuck.

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                8 months ago

                I’m in my 40’s

                Age doesn’t dictate maturity.

                chuckle when I see bullies thrown on their own sword.

                What a strange definition of “bullying”.

                Review my post history

                Nah, that’s the ideologues’ playbook, not mine. Digging for dirt in post histories is a loser move.