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minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoThe fuck you talking about? We have lots of jokes: Orange man bad (because, and I can’t believe I have to explain this, fascists are bad) Two scoops Mr. 6’3" is somehow shorter than 6’1" Obama Billions and billions and billions and billions and… Tiny hands Accordion hands The only two adjectives are “beautiful” and “perfect” hamberders covfefe Drawer full of “medication” Salutes North Korean generals Lived in a gaudy gold-plated New York penthouse and shat in a gold-plated toilet, but is totally a man of the people and not one of the “elite” Went bankrupt selling steaks to Americans Went bankrupt selling alcohol to Americans Went bankrupt selling gambling to Americans Twice-divorced, thrice-married, slept-with-pornstars-and-paid-them-to-keep-quiet “man of God.” 2 Corinthians The army “rammed the ramparts” and “took over the airports” in 1775 “Dumbest goddamn student I ever had.” Won’t wear masks because it would smear his makeup. (Oh wait, there’s that one joke again. Silly me!) But I guess you are right about all of that being one joke- that Donald Trump was ever or will ever be fit to be President.
The fuck you talking about? We have lots of jokes:
Orange man bad (because, and I can’t believe I have to explain this, fascists are bad)
Two scoops
Mr. 6’3" is somehow shorter than 6’1" Obama
Billions and billions and billions and billions and…
Tiny hands
Accordion hands
The only two adjectives are “beautiful” and “perfect”
hamberders
covfefe
Drawer full of “medication”
Salutes North Korean generals
Lived in a gaudy gold-plated New York penthouse and shat in a gold-plated toilet, but is totally a man of the people and not one of the “elite”
Went bankrupt selling steaks to Americans
Went bankrupt selling alcohol to Americans
Went bankrupt selling gambling to Americans
Twice-divorced, thrice-married, slept-with-pornstars-and-paid-them-to-keep-quiet “man of God.”
2 Corinthians
The army “rammed the ramparts” and “took over the airports” in 1775
“Dumbest goddamn student I ever had.”
Won’t wear masks because it would smear his makeup. (Oh wait, there’s that one joke again. Silly me!)
But I guess you are right about all of that being one joke- that Donald Trump was ever or will ever be fit to be President.
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