Looks like I just failed the “responsible adult” test for more than half my life!

the secret is that all spaces are actually euclidean, due to the whitney embedding theorem.

(not really though. i just wanted to take my turn at improperly stating famous math results on the internet.)

I’m addicted to geodesics.

People know about what non-Euclidean means? Wow, do they also know about manifolds?

But i like walking into the same hallway 30 times!