• FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    As the WORD of God he’s the source of Proverbs and Song of Solomon so…

    Her: Dark am I, yet lovely, because I am darkened by the sun - Song of Solomon 1

    so… tanned

    works with eager hands… her arms are strong for her tasks - Proverbs 31

    … toned forearms …

    Her: Like an apple[c] tree among the trees of the forest is my beloved among the young men. I delight to sit in his shade, and his fruit is sweet to my taste - Song of Solomon 2

    … not opposed to oblique references to pre-marital fellatio …

    Her: strengthen me with raisins

    … … … nutrition aware(?) …

    Her: I am … a lily of the valley … My beloved … browses among the lilies

    … not opposed to oblique references to pre-marital cunnilingus … (see also 4:16)

    Him: Oh, how beautiful! Your eyes behind your veil are doves. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from the hills of Gilead. 2 Your teeth are like a flock of sheep just shorn, coming up from the washing. Each has its twin; not one of them is alone. 3 Your lips are like a scarlet ribbon; your mouth is lovely - Song of Solomon 4

    … mysterious eyes … flowing hair … no missing teeth (lol) … red lips …

    Him: Your breasts are like two fawns

    … young(?), pert, nimble breasts …

    Him: You are a garden fountain, a well of flowing water

    … looks at camera …

    Her: Blow on my garden, that its fragrance may spread everywhere

    … … my bro was definitely into some sensory stuff …

    Her: My beloved thrust his hand through the latch-opening; my heart began to pound for him. I arose to open for my beloved, and my hands dripped with myrrh, my fingers with flowing myrrh, on the handles of the bolt. - Song of Solomon 5

    (authors of erotic lit take note, this is your lord and god speaking)

    Him: I went down to the grove of nut trees to look at the new growth in the valley, to see if the vines had budded or the pomegranates were in bloom. - Song of Solomon 6

    … so … pubescent? hey, could be worse …

    Him: Your graceful legs are like jewels - Song of Solomon 7

    … legs guy! …

    Him: Your breasts are like two fawns

    … breasts again! …

    Him: your breasts like clusters of fruit

    … breasts mention number 3 …

    Him: May your breasts be like clusters of grapes on the vine

    … #4 …

    breasts … like towers - Song of Solomon 8

    … #5 …

    I think you can draw your own conclusions.

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