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Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Ever been judged by a floor?

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Ever been judged by a floor?

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Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

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I go on the escalator but walk because I’m only half lazy and also want to go fast
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  Walking fast on the moving sidewalks makes me feel like Captain America.
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    …moving…sidewalks??
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        Ohhhhh. I was thinking more of street sidewalks.
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    Hmm, would running make you feel like the Flash? Or is that just not in the cards?

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